The Hart Dynasty

I am really not into the name of this new group on ECW. Where do you get off throwing around a word like dynasty when a group has just begun? Usually a group has to establish themselves over time, in any sport or historical event, to be referred to as a dynasty. You can't just walk off the street and say you're a dynasty! We have rules for this shit for a reason! I can't just say I'm the grand chancellor of pizza! I have to be appointed that position!

Let's take a look at some famous dynasties!

Ming Dynasty: Led a revolt against the Yuan Dynasty and the Mongols, built the Great Wall of China and lasted from 1368 - 1644 A.D. as the rulers of freakin' China.

Chicago Bulls: Led by Michael Jordan considered to be the greatest to play the game, a total of 6 NBA championships that consist of two three-peats. 1990-91, 1991-92, 1992-93, 1995-96, 1996-97, 1997-98. No other team has ever been able to do two three-peats!

Now let's list the Hart Dynasty's accomplishments

Hart Dynasty: Has a penchant for leather vests, wears neon pink spandex, beat up an Irish guy two weeks ago on ECW.

Not really much of a comparison here folks!

You could argue that the definition of dynasty would give them the go ahead to use such a term.

Dynasty: a series of members of a family who are distinguished for their success, wealth, etc.

You could try and say that as all three are related or affiliated with the original Hart family members. While you could say that, it does seems pretty presumptuous at this point to assume that all three of these members will be future legends. Let's take it down a few notches here with the name, perhaps the Hart Coalition, Hart Inc. or even recycle the old Hart Foundation name but screw dynasty!

I am not going to say that these three aren't talented wrestlers who have the potential to go far, because they do. However, let's not count our chickens before they are hatched with using a name like dynasty.